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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thevoidcannotbefilled

Okay my turn: which one of these did not happen in The Magnus Archives:

Is it:

The head of woman's recently deceased husband tells her to eat him

Man survives by putting a key into the freezer

A kid is not possessed with darkness but ends up getting those powers anyway

Librarian accidently finds a cult while looking for a lost book

Exterminator gets possessed by ants

Mannequins nearly get someone fired with their shenanigans

Archeologist needs to get a teaching job they hate after failed grave robbery

Man lights himself on fire to get rid of a wasps nest

Apocalypse failed to happen because one dude didn't want to fight

There's a brick advertisement playing on the TV

rockingthegraveyard
juicedoesthings

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

saxophonechihuahua

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rockingthegraveyard
guerrillatech

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esoanem

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This is a map of the range of all giraffe species. By my count that puts them in just 16 countries out of the 54 in Africa (of which 5 are island countries with no territory on the continental mainland). That's 30%, quite a long way shy of all, and as you can see many of those countries that do have giraffes only have a tiny portion of their territory within giraffes' habitats

datasoong47

Wow, I knew they weren't in "every African country", but I didn't realize just how restricted their range was

blacktabris

Good teachers don't mind saying "I don't know" or that they need to look it up and will get back to you.

thegreenpea

Not only that but giraffes in different areas have different patterns and it's so cool

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wakandamama

Masai giraffes look cool af

uzumaki-rebellion

The Masai giraffes are stuntin’ on the heauxs!

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Masai Giraffe:

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Reticulated Giraffe:

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rattle-my-stars

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wizard-email

sometimes dnd archetypes annoy me because like. at the core of a paladin oath it's being so dedicated to something it gives you superpowers

they're not christian camp counselors or cops they're fucking autistic

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I know this is a meme but Paladins are genuinely one of the most flavour-rich classes in the game.

An oath is a fascinating cornerstone of characterisation simply because a person, for whatever reason, has been driven to condense their permanent identity into a few words. It's this immovable pillar of their character magically anchored to the core of their being, and what's more? It's by choice.

You don't fall into a Paladin oath the way you might with a Warlock pact & nowhere does it say an oath's power has to be granted by another entity.

Every character has a core, but Paladins chose theirs. Taking an oath is looking at one thing, anything and going this. this is worth it. I will take this into myself and swear never to stray from it and it will inform everything I have been and everything I am now and everything I will become in the future.

Imagine loyalty so extreme it produces its own divinity and tell me that isn't worthy of a story.

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via @wizardpotions

Once again I bear the burden of the only person who has been right about anything ever